🚤✨ I pulled up my yacht to Elia On The River in Miami and they tried to hit me with a $500 minimum spend just to park. I told them… I spend that on ONE drink. 🥂💎
Inside was pure luxury – live dancers, a violinist setting the vibe, and some of the most expensive food in Miami. My feast included:
🍅 Caprese Salad
🐟 Salmon & Tuna Tartar
🍝 Pappardelle Pasta with Filet Mignon Tips & Truffles
🥩 Ribeye with Lobster
🍰 Pistachio Cake & Tiramisu
But the real question… 💰 How much was the bill? Stick around to see if this over-the-top Miami dining experience was worth it.
